Wednesday, November 23, 1994

Visit to Algernon's

Dear diary,
I will start with a little presentation, I am Lady Bracknell I have a daughter named Gwendolen and a nephew named Algernon. I am a member of the highest orders of the society love tobe properly served and have what i want when I ask for it. I am a strict mother, I don't allow Gwendolen to flirt with anyone. Today I went to Algernon's for the tea, I asked him to make cucumbers sandwiches for me to eat with my tea. When I arrived there, he told me there was no cucumbers at the market so i had to eat bread and butter. There is this guy who wants to flirt with my daughter, Ernest I think he is not a good guy for her; indeed, he is not the first on my list. My daughter won't be engaged to him unless her father and I allow it. I asked him some questions to find out what kind of man he is. I found out this man was found, and had lost both of his parents. I will definitely won't let this ignorant interloper marry my daughter, we are people from high class, and will get married with people like ourselves. I was so upset when I left.